2016

So – a New Year.  And the decline in my formulating resolutions continues.

2015 – was the year of social media, with the intention that I’d “just stop” as soon as it hit 2016.  Which was successful, but I’m considering waiving the “just stop” stipulation, as it turns out the whole fbook thing was actually quite useful – especially when visiting home.

2016 – resolutions are still in the period of gestation.
1 – review stuff.  I’ve managed to make a start on this, reviewing cafes/things on TripAdvisor & the Google.  And I’m considering a full compare/contrast piece on chocolate milks at some point, as it seems that a couple of companies in New Zealand have finally put out some decent chocolate milk.
2 – something like “do more stuff” – which is a bit of a cop-out as it seems certain I’ll be doing that anyway, with a certain influence
3 – even more of a cop-out, something like “continue the good work of previous resolutions” – which would pretty much just allow me to continue doing all the things I want to do anyway such as “don’t drink shots”, “eat one-handed whenever possible”, “don’t eat bread”, “don’t eat anything white”, “drink more red wine”, etc etc – while also providing a loophole for re-immersion into a certain “social medium”.

New Year’s Eve – was good.  Matarangi, swim at the beach, lots of kids about – then a “weatherbomb” rolled in, and the evening was spent performing the traditional and ceremonial “binge drink”, listening to a lot of HLAH, and some Darcy Clay – and at some point I was given a “bubble-bomb” – consisting of a handle of delicious champagne, with a sherry glass containing sparkling rose in the middle.  And according to photos, after that there was some dancing, some red wine with Hayden after everybody else gave up, and then some champagne all alone.

Typical New Zealand New Year's Eve

Typical New Zealand New Year’s Eve

Bubbles-in-Bubbles

Bubbles-in-Bubbles

Since then, some bullet points would be:

  • Quick visit with Lyn in Whangamata
  • Few days with Chook in Tauranga, first night of which I sprained my ankle so was forced to stay for several days
  • Playing with the niece and nephews
  • A week or so at Akarangi – few bike rides, some squash, a hangi, etc
    Akarangi Hangi

Other random observations:

  • While I’m away, headlines in the UK announce “BRITAIN is braced for its coldest winter in 53 years”, with a “brutal SNOWBOMB” on the way, etc.  To be fair – these are sourced from some of UK’s more ridiculous publications – but I’m still pretty smug about having summer in Aotearoa instead.
  • I’m hoping at some point to re-publish some of the few posts I managed to salvage from the Google’s history of the previous incarnation of this… and maybe even, when I’m bored, write some very condensed retrospective bits.

Random SMS message

So – got a text message this morning, from a number unknown to me, stating:

“I want ur dick ass and feet”

This has perplexed me, as you would expect.

  • What does this person want with my “dick ass and feet”?  What do they have planned for that combination of my body parts?
  • How do I respond to this? Should I respond?
  • But every time I start to ponder the above questions, I realise there is one question more pressing than all others, which needs to be answered before the other questions can even begin.
    The grammar.
    This, people, is why so-called “grammar nazis” exist, and are (often) justified… without grammar, multiple meanings are possible.

    • Ignoring the “ur” – I’m going to assume this was meant as “your”, and just a case of modern lazy/mis-spelling…
      (although intriguing possibilities multiply if that isn’t true… was it supposed to be “Ur”?)
    • I don’t know if this person wants my dick, ass, and feet;
      if they think my ass is dickish, but they want it anyway, plus my feet as a bonus;
      or if they think both my ass and feet are ‘dick’, but want them anyway (or because of?).

I guess a true “grammar nazi” would make a point of taking the message at face value… that this person is crying out for feet, and some ancient Sumerian dick-filled (flavoured? patterned?) ass.

I know my grammar is far from perfect… I know there are grammatical errors in this very rant for people to gleefully and smugly point out.  But I do try to at least use enough punctuation to make my ungrammatical ramblings unambiguous.   I sometimes re-read an email at work a dozen times: inserting commas, semi-colons, even words – until I get some possible meaning out of it.  And usually arrive at multiple interpretations to select from, often contradictory.

Grammar, particularly punctuation.  And spelling.  It could be the difference between you getting some smelly old Iraqi dick-smelling ass and feet; and my sweet dick, ass, and feet.

It’s worth the effort.

[edit]: another, optimistic, interpretation has been suggested – perhaps a secret admirer who has given me the nickname “ass and feet”.
Any other suggestions?

[edit2]: whoever this is, they’re persistent.  A repeat message was received in the evening, reiterating their desire of my dick ass and feet.  I had to respond, if only to get some more clues as to intentions.

SMS Screenshot

Post-Apocalypse

So, it seems the company hosting my website has, well… disappeared.

And, like the professional-computer-nerd I am, I never took a back-up of main content.

I’m hoping to get something off the old company if I ever track them down, in the meantime… this is it.

Fall ’14

Fall 2014 – not much happening at all.  Wore my woolly hat for the first time today.

1 gig – Future of the Left.  Was good… the crowd banter didn’t sound particularly authentic, having seen them before.  But bass guitarist crowd-surfing was pretty sweet.

And that was pretty much it.  The only other events of note were actually not events, but confirmation/portents of events to come…

  • Got some tickets to the Rugby World Cup for next year, innit.  In fact, I was allocated all the tickets I applied for in the ballot, except the final.  Which may have been a blessing, I can’t remember how much that one was… but not cheap.  Anyway – I’ve got NZ vs Namibia (at the Olympic Stadium, so I get to watch a farce/thrashing and finally visit the Olympic village/stadium), NZ vs Argentina (at Wembley, will be first time at Wembley Stadium), the Quarter-Final that NZ should be in (at Millenium Stadium on a weekend, so will finally visit Cardiff), and the Semi-Final that NZ should be in (at Twickenham, so convenient).  And, I’m really hoping my ticket allocation isn’t some terrible omen of NZ’s progress (or lack thereof).
  • Gigs booked for next year, not many, just 2 so far: Ryan Adams, and Public Service Broadcasting.
  • I’m soon going to try my hand at being a teacher, or a presenter, or something.  Going to India, going to do some presentations on how people should do their job.  It’s not even teaching people to do my job… it’s actually teaching people how to do the job they already have.  A job that I don’t do.  All in all – should be interesting.
  • And, the cherry I requested before agreeing to do the above – a quick side-trip to New Zealand, while I’m in the area.  Booked some flights today, so unless things at work change (I’ve booked tickets based on unofficial confirmation that things are happening):
    • arrive in Auckland on afternoon of 14th December
    • leave Auckland in wee hours of 11th January (dinner in Auckland on the 10th, anybody?)
  • As soon as I’m in NZ, I think I’ll be paying off my student loan.  It was nice while it lasted, but it’s just one more piece of paperwork I’d be best rid of.
  • Very close to hitting the mark on the Adventurer, where half the miles on the odometer are ‘mine’.  There were only 11,000 miles on the clock when I bought it – over its 16 years of use.  In my 16 months or so… very very close to another 11,000 miles.  But, unless next weekend is clear (socially… I’m tempted to take it out even if wet to hit the milestone), doesn’t look like I’ll make it this year, dammit.

Summer’s over

I seem to be becoming very bad at keeping this whole “web presence” thing actively updated.  Perhaps I need a New Year’s Resolution to get things going again.  2015… yeah, next year – everything will be better next year.

Anyway – the last… two months?

Went to Crete.  Rented a bike there, rode around a bit.  Saw a gorge, swum at some beaches, drank some wine, ate some olives, and tzatziki, and lamb – and everything with olive oil, and all that.  Very nice.  On the last day, heading back to house before going to the airport, I decided on one last little “detour via country roads”… and soon became very lost, and testing my offroad/dirt-bike skills.  But, all good.

Ani DiFranco – went to another Ani DiFranco gig, but this time – become one of those people I’ve never understood, just hanging out at the bar talking – not paying attention to gig at all.

Crete Coast
Crete Coast
Crete
Crete
Tree in middle of road
Tree in middle of the road

Gorge
Gorge