Author: Kruse

Back to uni, and a music festival

Yep – reliving my youth.  First – went back to university.  Had to work though – and it was during summer break, so no (or very few) young girls walking around.  Oh well.  Three days working for Brunel University – which just happens to be on the opposite side of London.  I think my new employers are testing my limits.  I was originally scheduled to be there for four days – but finished the job within one.  Decided to go back the second day, and do it again.  Then – the actual work got changed a little, and it stretched out to the third day – when I made a silly little mistake which cost another day.  Eventually finished late on the third day – hopefully keeping the client happy because it was cheaper than they thought – and keeping my company fairly happy – because I only stiffed them out of one day’s payment, not three.

And that set up Friday to be a half-day.  So, at lunchtime Friday – went and picked up a rental car, and had my first experience of driving through central London.  Good fun – especially navigating from a printed off Google Maps driving directions sheet.  And it turned out I had to pick the car up from a slightly different place – throwing my directions all out.  Managed to do it though – and got back to Stratford safely.  Packed the car with some stuff, and headed off North with Pen.  Now – we did pack the car with SOME stuff, just not all of the stuff we should have.  The tent – that’s one thing not packed.  We realised this after some time – but couldn’t be bothered going back.  So – drove up to Yorkshire, hoping that somebody would have a spare one, or we could buy one on the way.  All else fails – we’ve got a car, and a hammock.  But surely – everybody carries a spare tent with them?  Turns out – Caro&Dom do indeed.  And we discovered the best way of putting up a tent.  Forget yours – ask for a spare one, and it will be already put up for you when you arrive.  Sweet.

So – after several hours of driving, and listening to some sport called cricket – we arrived at Rough Beats 2008.  For those of you who don’t know what this is – it’s a music festival organised by Dom & family.  I gather the musicians play for free.  Most of the workers are volunteers.  All in all – a good atmosphere.  So, we got there Friday night – listened to a little music, and drank some quick beers to catch up with all of those who’d been there all day.  Watched Chook trying to be a barman – and then jumped over to help him when it got a little busy later on.  Worked the bar until closing, and then had chats with those left at the bar.  Went to sleep at dawn or so.

Next day was my big day.  My task for the weekend was to make and sell Bloody Marys.  Turned out we were going to do this from the main bar – so I got the key for that, and started setting up the bar.  And then, when the liquor licence kicked in – started selling booze again.  Bloody Marys went down a treat.  Stayed behind the bar all day, and then night fell.  Busy busy bar – as people started running out of whatever booze they’d brought themselves.  And then we started to run out.  Cidar went early in the day.  Then the beer brands started dropping off.  I started getting exhausted – mostly due to the fact I didn’t have enough time to be drinking myself, I believe.  Feet were killing me.  So – stocked the bar with everything I could find in the big fridge-trailer, and left Chook & Caro to deal with what looked like becoming the hardest part of the day.  People already drunk, demanding booze, while the booze is drying up.  I found some of my own beer in my tent – and put that behind the bar too.  Gone very very quickly.  Then I left – with the bar dry of beer, very very low on mixers, out of rum, out of tequila, and very busy.  I gather they were selling “your choice of spirit with apple juice” at the end, and then “your choice of straight spirit”.

Anyway – managed to get to bed about 1am I think.  About 12 hours actually behind the bar – with another couple of hours before/after doing oddjobs.  Pretty tired.  And then, of course, the sun decided to come out the next morning.  Why somebody doesn’t come up with a reflective tent – I don’t know.  Instead, tent manufacturers seem to be moving in on the oven industry.  I came up with the idea of an entire tent made of solar panels.  They can apparently print/spray solar panels onto any material now.  Tent automatically becomes cooler, plus you’d have a power point.  Probably rather bulky to pack up – but pretty cool.

Anyway – packed up Caro&Dom’s tent – and discovered a very long carving knife hidden underneath it.  Strange.  Then – headed to the local township, and had lunch at the local pub.  Lamb Henry for me – delicioso.  And then the rain came – just in time so that I didn’t feel too bad about leaving.  (I didn’t realise the music was on all day Sunday too.)  So – into the car, and headed back towards London.  Extremely tired – but listening to that sport again (I’m sure it’s called cricket) kept me awake, as my despair grew listening to our lacklustre team fall apart.  Never mind – I don’t even know what cricket is – rugby’s the only sport anybody’s interested in – and the right team won that over the weekend.

Got back to London on Sunday evening, with the help of sports radio, coffee, and my new work phone’s internet ability (I’d forgotten to get directions back home before leaving).  Beer, buffet, bath, bed.  And back to work, a broken wreck of a man.

 Oh – and I forgot to mention how Portsmouth was.  Well – that’s understandable.

Commuting

I hate the tube.

My third day at work – I’m sent out to Stanmore for the day.  Well – supposed to be 2 days, but only took one.  Stanmore happens to be on the opposite side of London from where I live.  Awesome – a very long tube ride.  Luckily – I didn’t have to change trains.  Just got on the Jubilee – which starts at Stratford – and stayed on it right until the other end.  No chance of sleeping through my stop.  Still – had to catch the very first train of the day to make it on time.

And then, on Friday – I get told I’m to cover for a guy who’s going on holiday.  Starting after the weekend.  And the guy works on a client site based at Heathrow.  Just as far away as Stanmore.  And no direct line this time – awesome.  So all last week was spent working mostly alone in a windowless room, with a pair of nearly two-hour commutes bookending the day.  And this week starts with the same.  Only one more day of that though.  And then I’ve been sent even further afield.  Portsmouth for two days.  Portsmouth is on the seaside, which would be good.  Except it’s the English seaside – which doesn’t really count, apparently.

And in the boozin’ news…  met up with Randle on Thursday evening.  Which led to the wee hours of Friday morning – and just managing to catch the last tube home.  In time for a couple of hours sleep, and then the commute to Heathrow.  Yep – managed to sleep through my train-switch.  And the weekend – Sports Saturday.  Helped entertain Chook’s little ginga cousin with a sports day on Clapham Common.  Played some futbol, mini-cricket, frisbee, etc.  And then built a barbeque, and ate some burnt food.  Followed by a late-night game of Pictionary – which involved lots of anger, and accusations of cheating.  To be fair, I was cheating continuously.  But – I was cheating to help every team equally, not just my own.  Eventually Chooks little ginga went to bed about 2am – which beat his previous record of bedtime, 11pm.  He was pretty pleased with himself, I gathered.

The tube is hot, sweaty, crowded, smelly, and full of the english.  I hate the tube.  And it looks like a snake.  I hate snakes.  I really really hate snakes.  Not happy about the results of my research into which snakes live in this country.

Employment

Well, I’ve got a job.  Didn’t want to say anything until I was sure – so waited until today – my second day at work.  Figured that if I still had my job today – after turning up for my first day ridiculously hungover – it’s pretty much a certainty.  Managed to make it a little not so certain though, by turning up late on my second day – due to bloody tube-trouble.

So… it all happened pretty bloody quickly.  Turns out the chaps could overlook my apparent over-seriousness.  Got offered the job on Thursday – for a Monday start.  Sweet – can do.  Bought champagne.  Then, had a social weekend.  Saturday afternoon a few beers at the pub while watching some football game.  Some cup final – but it must have been a shitty cup, coz it was too shitty teams.  Then – off to Chook’s for a party.  Mixed my drinks up real good, and got intoxicated.  Mostly champagne.  And then up in the morning to go to Dom’n’Caro’s for a barbeque.  I turned into an absolute mess on the way there.  Lack of sleep, plus a fair bit of booze piled up on top of what was still lurking in my system from last night… and I was a messy mess.  Don’t think I did or said anything too silly.  Except staying a bit longer than sensible.  So – got back to Stratford, Sunday evening – unable to unlock the front door.  12 hours to get myself together for first day at work.

 12 hours – not really enough.  Turned up at 10:30, barely able to think, talk, or stay awake.  And the fun begins.

 Anyway – details for my job.  Not gonna give you any, cause it’s all boring.  A small company which is a ‘managed service provider’, which of course does consultancy as well.  So – what one used to call an IT outsourcing company – before that became a bad word.  I do like wanky business jargon.  When a “silo of knowledge” is bad, but a “tower of excellence” is good.  I guess I’m going to have to learn all the terms which have been invented over the last year.  I’ve already picked up “bespoke”.  Not happy about it, but I know it.

Oh well – back to work.  Need to get some money so I can get a place to stay much much closer.  No more tube.

A growing shopping list

Still unemployed.  My busy week of interviews led to just the one offer – which I turned down.  Work with an arsetralian?  I don’t think so.  Unfortunately, after turning this one down – the job I wanted turned me down.  D’oh.  And my delaying of making a decision for the second role outside of London may have put them off – and I haven’t heard back for a while.  But – yesterday, managed to organise a phone interview.  Did the phone interview, and it seemed to go fine.  No nerd questions – the guy just wanted to get to know me, I gathered.  Lots of questions about my travels – which, of course, I was only too happy to answer.  He did complain about me seeming too serious though.  (Pause while you get yourselves back together.)  Anyway – had a call from the agent about an hour later asking if I could do a 2nd phone interview – for nerdy questions – in ten minutes time.  Sure – did that.  That ended in organising a face-to-face interview for noon the next day.  Sweet – going well.  Except that the agent had mentioned to me that a face-to-face interview with these guys usually ends with an invitation for a beer.  Sure – no problem with that, bloody excellent in fact.  But – noon timeslot, I suddenly realised I might be missing out on the beer.  Dumb.  As most of you know, my charming true self usually only shows itself in a pub environment.  Sure enough, I went to the face-to-face today – and left them with an impression of a very serious-minded boring nerd.  One of the chaps kept accusing me of being too serious – but perhaps the english wit is too dry for me.  I should have exchanged my continuous wry smiles/smirks for some fist-pumping “Awesome!  Yeah!” – to convince him that I was ‘excited by the role/company’ – as he wanted me to be.  Anyway – the job did sound awesome, “Yeah!” – and I hope that they trusted my dead-pan assertions that I am not really that serious or boring.

In other news – it seems like I may be allergic to London water.  Or something.  Seriously – it is a real possibility that it is the water here.  Awesome!  Yeah!  Without going into disgusting details – I have self-diagnosed a rare form of eczema on my left foot.  Luckily for those I live with – non-contagious.  Luckily for me – “can cause extreme stress and pain”.  Awesome!  Yeah!  And everything irritates it.

And, my shopping list of stuff to buy once I get a job is steadily growing.  The normal stuff, of course – champagne, icecream, pay off visa, Aotearoa music.  But the electronics/appliances list is getting out of hand.  Ran out of disk space for all the music that was released while I was away.  So – also got a growing list of music to download, on top of the CDs I’ll be ordering from Real Groovy.  Need some kind of monster external hard drive for that.  A sewing machine – as it is high time I made myself another suit.  Blender – for fruit juices.  Motorbike with sidecar, or a convertible.  Some yerba mate – so I can look like a wanker who’s recently travelled (extensively) throughout South America.  Oh – and a place to live.  Did I mention champagne – I’m gonna drink a helluva lot of champagne.

Well – that’s me for now.  Was hoping to receive a phone call tonight asking me to start work tomorrow.  But, it seems my inability to show excitement has sunk me yet again.  No matter – I’ve got an agent chasing me for a job in Dubai.  Just as long as it comes with a licence to buy booze.

Never rains, but it pours

Still lookin’ for a job.  Made a graph of my spreadsheet which tracks which jobs I’ve applied for.  The week beginning 14 April – I applied for, or was contacted for, 25 jobs.  Last week – just the 20.  But, that peak in the previous week paid dividends.  Last week, booked myself four interviews.  Two in person, two phone.  The two phone interviews went well enough for me to be contacted within the day to organise proper interviews.  And all of the proper interviews seem to have gone reasonably well.  The first one – I haven’t heard back.  The other three – all seem keen.  Waiting for my agent to get back to me about one that’s involving music – but I may have offended them by citing a different salary expectation than the one my agent told them I wanted.  Did the same thing at an interview yesterday – but they wanted me to do one of those personality tests yesterday.  You know the ones – they think they can read your personality from a set of 40 or so multiple choice questions.  Good luck – I’m complicated like an onion.  And the other interview I had – they seem keen, but are scared I’m going to take off in 12 or 18 months to go a-travellin’ again.  Everybody here seems scared of that – my CV with a couple of big gaps in it, plus my last few jobs being for short periods of time (in UK terms)… gives people the fear.  They don’t seem to understand that from NZ – if you travel, it has to be done in a big chunk to make the airfare worthwhile.  Whereas while I’m here – I can achieve the same thing with extended weekend trips over into Europe.  Sort of.

Anyway – that’s how the job search is going.  Mostly.  Also hoping to hear back from some other jobs and stuff that people are talking to me about – but they’d better hurry.  In other news – same old.  Got no money, so can’t do nothing.  Although there was a sunny day here on Saturday.  And I discovered what that means to the London populace.  Any other plans were forgotten – as everybody stopped to enjoy the magic yellow ball of fire.  I went and had some drinks with Chook & Nicky-John.  Justin came along for a little while, as did Martin.  Afternoon in the sun was followed by a night out in Clapham.  And then a night at Chook’s mansion.  Breakfast at a cafe – although the weather was back to normal.  And then bought Sweet & Sour.  Chook’s new pair o’ goldfish.  Followed by some board games – and me losing on purpose so I’d be in time to catch the tube back to Stratford – and hopefully have enough sleep to catch up on the weekend, before getting up at 5am to catch trains out to remote places for interviews.  Turns out I should have allowed for a little more sleep.  I assume nobody saw me nodding off in the waiting room though – as they still seem keen to hire me.   All day on Monday travelling around the countryside for interviews – the only topic people were discussing was that it had been sunny on Saturday.  I’m starting to guess that all the english joking that summer is “a couple of days, usually sometime in June” might not have been too much of an exaggeration.

Broken Wheelbarrows

Is there anything that looks quite as pathetic as a broken wheelbarrow? Whether it’s missing it’s wheel, or a handle, or a leg, or the entire ‘barrow’ – it just looks sad. I’ve never hugged a wheelbarrow – but I felt an overwhelming urge to hug the one I saw out the window today – all upside-down and missing a wheel. I fought off the urge.

I’m kind of feeling like a broken wheelbarrow at the moment. Had my first face-to-face job interview during the week – followed a couple of days later by my first real rejection. My previous rejection didn’t count – as it was for a team leader job. This was actually a job I would have been good at. But I failed. Oh well. Got another phone interview on Monday – for the world’s largest online bingo company. Oh yeah.

Also applied for a job for a ‘household name in sporting entertainment’. The only group I can think of which describes itself as “sporting entertainment” is professional wrestling. I’d be pretty happy if I could tell people I worked for online bingo, or for pro-wrestling. And imagine the perks/discounts accompanying either!

In other news – Pen has gone to NZ. So – if you’re in NZ, then you’ll either be seeing her soon, or you can assume that she doesn’t like you.

And yesterday there was a barbecue at Setal’s place. A barbecue in England – yeah… good luck. Cooking in the rain, small flat packed full of people. But… lots of food, some drinks, chit-chat, and an ‘enry.

And that’s about it. But remember – $1 a week to you is just a can of crap soft drink. To a broken wheelbarrow – it could be a new life.