Month: October 2007

Cuyabeno National Park

17 Oct – arrived in Lago Agrio in the morning, and we’re met by some chap who reckons he’s the company we’ve booked the trip with. He take us to a cafe, orders us breakfast, takes our money, and disappears. A couple of hours later he returns. Eventually we head off. Three or so hours later, we arrive at the entrance to the Cuyabeno National Park. Then, a boat down the river. Ben & I are wearing our suits. And it rains. Rains a lot. Then, our chap pulls out a bottle of ron. Drinking ron in torrential rain while wearing suits – it was a little bit surreal.
Two hours of boat ride, and then we arrived at our jungle lodge. And the motor boat leaves. Only method of transport now is a canoe we have to paddle ourselves. In the afternoon, we just paddled out, and had a bit of a swim. Something touched me while swimming. Twice. Have decided to assume it was a river dolphin.

Then – night time. Meet the french couple who’d arrived the previous day – and their guide. Who will be our guide also, starting tomorrow. Our chap is actually the owner – and will leave tomorrow. We drink whisky. And ron. Go to bed – and find the largest cockroach in the world.

18 Oct – we’re supposed to get up early for a bit of a canoe trip – looking at birds and dolphins or something. Ben & I sleep in – and the guide is actually unable to wake us. When we do wake up, it is decided to apply some fake tan. Ben & I have had a bottle each of fake tan since La Paz. Both of us had independently decided that it would be necessary in the jungle – and had therefore packed it. We used one entire bottle in one application. French couple don’t really seem to know what to think. Breakfast time, and then we go for a walk in the jungle. Tarantulas, mini frogs, and stuff. Then, lots of rain. Lots and lots of rain. Then, waiting for the guide’s son (the cook) to pick us up in the canoe. One or two hours go by. The guide grabs a plank of wood, wades into the river, then uses it as a flutterboard. While wearing gumboots. Another hour while he gets to the lodge, and returns. Lunch – then I have a nap. Still very very tired. Piranha fishing. The guide catches a couple, and the french guy one. I choose not to. Return to lodge, then dinner time. Piranhas. Yum. Then – walked through jungle after dark. More creepy crawly things.

19 Oct – we’re all supposed to get up early again. But – it doesn’t happen. The french leave, and then Ben, Scottish Emily, and myself go looking for anacondas. Spend quite some time – then find one. Good spotting by Kruse. An anaconda is big. And cool. Then, piranha fishing. This time I catch a couple – but they’re red piranhas. Smaller – and not good for eating. Ben even catches one. One of mine came off the hook itself inside the boat – causing Ben to shriek like a girl. Lunch. Some swimming. Dinner. Whisky.

20 Oct – our last breakfast – then the motorboat arrives. We get in, and head off. Much rain again. Pick up some people from another lodge – then two more hours of sitting in a boat, in torrential rain. Back to the park entrance – then onto a bus to Lago Agrio. Then, to a restaurant for lunch. Capybara, boa constrictor, and turtle. Turtle is very yum. Then, we catch a bus back to Quito. Back to our hostel.
So – that was the jungle trip. And then the whole Quito nonsense started all over again. A hostel with three free Rum&Coke nights a week is not good. Not good.

More Quito

Sorry for the belated update – but three days of nonsense in Quito, followed by a hurried departure for the Amazon jungle made it more difficult than it should have been. But here goes:

14 Oct – turned out pretty much how I expected. But this time, wearing suits. Which, of course, made us instant legends. Much drinking, much chatting to fellow travellers, much making of friends/fans. There are many many amusing anecdotes, but I’m not sure of which day most of them belong to, or whether or not they are appropriate for public consumption. I’m pretty sure it was the night of the 14th though that we went to a karaoke bar after our new local closed. Decent crowd of us. Including a very attractive Estonian girl who seemed to think that Kruse was very attractive also. I spent the first hour or so in the back of the pub chatting with the owner. Then, when forced outside – I discovered that a young english boy with us had turned 19 as of midnight. I explained this to the barman, and between us we came up with an appropriate drink. He didn’t make it past two sips. Poor boy. Then, when I got drunk and tired and frightened enough – I introduced the young boy to the Estonian girl, sneaked down the stairs – and caught a taxi home. Slept in Ben’s bed again. Top bunk just isn’t an option in Quito.

15 Oct – we tried to avoid the trap. But it is free rum & coke night at the hostel. And I believe there is a law here about passing on free alcohol. (Although, now that I think on it, I have broken that law several times recently) Anyway – as per yesterday – many amusing events. Not sure which is which. Karaoke bar was closed tonight, however, so we returned to the hostel…

16 Oct – …maybe 5am or so? And got out one of my bottles of whiskey. And a guitar. And a good old sing-a-long. Hostel sells food and drink 24 hours also. Alas, we’d forgotten the rule about drinking “outside” alcohol only in your room. We were in the lounge. Halfway through the bottle, it was confiscated. And fair enough – to be frank. I’d tried to keep the singing to a decent volume – but drunk Ben, and very drunk Irish Russ, and drunk Kruse… well sometimes they forget common sense when somebody starts playing a particularly good song. Then, Russ tried to stand up to talk to some chaps having breakfast. (Yes – it was that time by now) Russ wasn’t particularly good at standing up – and fell over the bar-type arrangement, and sent every single piece of furniture in the other room flying. Every single one. Very lucky that nothing was broken – but that was the final straw with the hostel staff. And again – fair enough. They stopped selling us beer. Even me – who’d tried to fix everything, and clean the mess, and sit Russ down. Even ME! So, we sat around, and managed to get other people to bring us beers. And as more people came to join us, things became more sedate. And Russ went to bed. So things quietened down, and the staff gradually became warmer towards us again. Even sold me a beer in the late afternoon. And helped us organise a trip to the jungle. Probably grinning the entire time – as it would include us leaving that night. Eventually, got one sorted – but the bus left at 11:30 pm. So, the only sensible option was to go to the pub for a pub quiz until that time. More drinking. Everybody very happy to see us – and insisting that we’ll be back after the trip. And, on time, Benjamin, myself, and a scottish girl got on a bus to Lago Agrio.

Was going to include the Amazon trip on this update, but it’s time to go to the bar. Again. But – only a little bit. And the plan is to escape tomorrow. At long last. There will be tears this afternoon in the bar.

Back to Quito

10 Oct – Pen leaves.  We catch a taxi to the airport, and Pen stands in line for an hour or so, while I sit in a restaurant drinking cerveza, and accomplishing sudoku puzzles.  I am very good at sudoku puzzles.  Then, it was time for Pen to leave.  So she left.  Leaving poor Kruse all alone.  So Kruse caught a taxi to the bus station.  And wasn-t too sure what to do, so delayed with internet.  Finally figured out that Ben was too lazy to come to Colombia, and had caught a bus in the wrong direction.  Panicked, he reckons.  Bus to Colombia was two hours away, so he got on a bus to Banos instead.  Forgetting that Banos is south of Quito.  Ben is not very smart.  But, I figured I needed to catch a bus to Ecuador as quick as I could.  So I caught a bus to Popayan.  Trying to ignore the signs that were in every single ticket office detailing how many accidents and fatalities each company has had this year.

So, 11 Oct, I woke up on a bus.  And arrived in Popayan – 3 hours later than I expected.  Just in time for lunch, actually.  Then – another bus.  Got to Ipiales (frontier town) late at night.  Border was closed, so stayed at a dodgy hotel next to the bus station.  Not as dodgy as it could/should have been.

12 Oct – taxi to the border.  Then the fun started.  Got my exit stamp from Colombia – no problems.  Ignored all the touts wanting to change my pesos into US dolares.  No problem.  Then, a policeman asked me into the station to search my bag.  No problem.  But – there was a problem.  My bag of coca leaves which I’d forgotten about, and thought I’d lost.  I hadn’t lost it, it was in my bag.  And is apparently illegal in Ecuador.  I’ve been carrying it since Bolivia.  Through Peru, into Ecuador, Colombia, and now back into Ecuador.  Cops didn’t like it.  Well / actually, they did like it – because they were about to get a bonus.  I wasn’t concerned, even after they told me it was illegal – because I figured “it’s 1 dollar worth of coca leaves – they’re going to slap me on the hand, and tell me to go on my way”.  I’d forgotten how corrupt policemen are here.  So, eventually, they got sick of me being unconcerned, and started threatening me.  Told me 6 months to a year.  Thewn one of them started whispering to me – but I couldn’t understand.  I figured out he must be asking to “sort this out without any problems”, but couldn’t understand him – and had to admit so.  Then, they got a little bit antsy.  I figured they were worried about the fact that I probably had no actual problem when their superior got there, but wanted to make some quick money.  I also was a little bit antsy.  Not completely sure I had no problem.  So, I looked up the word for “fine” in the phrasebook.  And asked the nice policeman if I could pay a fine, instead of going to jail.  Then they brought out the handcuffs – and started threatening me properly.  But, it was obvious they wanted the “fine”.  Now, I’ve got no idea how to go about bribing police officers – but they obviously had had some practice.  So, I bribed some police officers.  For one bag of dirty coca leaves worth one dollar.  Offered the chaps $120 seppo dollars.  They’d counted my money when they were searching me, so I figured I needed to offer them what I had, minus enough to get to the next town.  The police gave me back twenty – and then went and hid the “evidence” they’d found.  Nice honest corrupt policemen.  Bribe was too much, and they gave me change.

So, I’ve ticked another thing off my list of things to do.  Have bribed a police officer.  Three, to be exact.  At the point of actually counting out the money, that was when my hands started shaking.  So, once I got that sorted – went straight to the duty-free store and bought some whiskey.  And had a cigarette.  Was hoping I would hold out for longer than that after Pen left – but bribing police made it pretty necessary pretty quickly.  Then, caught a “colectivo” to Tulcan – the Ecuadorian border town.  Lunch at the bus station restaurant, then a bus to Quito.  All the time, occasionally remembering the whole bribign incident, and getting either proud or angry.  Arrived in Quito about 7pm.  Just in time to catch the metro bus to the hostel, and check in, for free ron and coke.  I hate ron and coke.  Ben arrived five minutes later.  Drunk.   Then we drunk ron and coke.  And then went out.  Ben & I found a local’s bar, with not a single other whitey.  One rather attractive young negress latched onto me – but I had to tell her I had a girlfriend.  She understood, but still stuck with me for the rest of the night.  I eventually figured I couldn’t stay awake anymore, and went home.  Stole Ben’s bed – because his bed was the bottom bunk, and I didn’t trust myself to try and climb into my own bunk.

13 Oct – when the All Blacks should be thrashing Ingerlund.  But we’re not.  Instead, we get up very hungover.  Gringo cafe for breakfast.  Then, sit in the hostel TV room.  Drink a couple of beers.  And find a crowd of people wanting the rugby.  So – off to an irish pub.  Lots of english people.  I tease them.  We drink.  Then France loses.  I am not happy.  Drink more.  Then, taxi to the sports stadium, to watch Ecuador versus Venezuela at the soccer.  Referred to by me a lot as “gayball”.  Possibly didn’t endear myself to too many english folk.  Not a bad game of gayball, but it rained the entire time, and Ecuador lost.  Very chilled out crowd though.  Then, Ben & I lost all the others – and caught a taxi home by ourselves.  At this point, I just wanted to lie down and sleep.  I suspect Ben did also.  But, we found a bar before we found the hostel.  I think.  My recollections are rather blurry.  What I do know is that we drank more.  A lot more.  Seabreezes.  And then I started playing pool.  Could barely stand up – and was sure I would get thrashed.  But, it turns out that I am bloody good at pool.  Champion of the table until closing.  Except for Ben, who I coached through an entire game – too bloody well.

Anyway – can’t say too much more about last night.  Because I can’t remember.  But I stole Ben’s bed again.  And today we are hungover, and it’s looking like another night in Quito.  I have to remember to make Ben and myself promise to be home by midnight, so tomorrow we can head off and actually do something.  Oh – and Ben reckons Galapagos was awesome.  So, I’m definitely doing that after he leaves.  Despite having no money left.

Bogota

07 Oct – wake up, and kind of watch South Africa vs Fiji.  But sleep through most of it.  Woke up to see the scores at 20-20, and thought I should start watching properly – but failed.  Woke up again to see the last minute or two.  Preferred it when it was 20-20.  Then, we went for a walk.  Decide to check out this historical centre of Bogota.  We walk the wrong way though – and figure this out after breakfast/lunch.  So – walk back. 

(Should really be difficult to get lost in Bogota.  The addresses here are very very sensible.  Each street is numbered.  And the address is what street number you’re on, followed by the perpendicular street, then number.  So – Calle 8 9-12 will be on Calle 8 (calles run east-west, carreras north-south), on the block with a corner onto Carrera 9, and building number 12 on that block.  The numbering restarts every block.  Very useful.)

Eventually find Plaza Bolivar – which is pretty sweet.  Another plaza with huge cool old buildings on each side.  Including a cathedral – of course. Then, we check out the gold museum.  Displays of many pre-spanish-invasion gold pieces.  Considering how much gold the spanish stole – the amount here is amazing.  And the museum is being renovated – so is about a fifth of it’s intended size.  And therefore displaying less than a fifth of the collection.  But still, lots of gold.  Pen wouldn’t agree to stealing any.

Then – we kept walking around.  But, everything was closed.  Sunday.  Even the supermarket was closed.  So, a little bit of internet use (when my world was shattered into little pieces by the result of a sports game), and then dinner.  Dinner at the only place open in our neighbourhood, with cerveza.  And back to the hostel, to drink the bottle of passionfruit cream liquor I’d bought yesterday.  Not bad.

08 Oct – time to move hostels.  We’ve decided to see what the rich part of town is like.  So, we check out – and catch a bus to the northern part of the city.  Walk a little while, and get to what is supposed to be the closest thing to a backpackers hostel in this part of town.  It turns out to cost us three times our previous hostel.  But – it’s fairly nice, and in a nice part of town, and breakfast is included.  I splash out for Pen’s final two nights with me.  Then – venture out.  But it’s raining.  And my jacket was stolen on the bus from Ecuador.  Dumb.  Stop for some food – but it’s still raining afterwards.  So – splash out on a taxi.  Taxi takes us to the World Trade Centre.  We go in, and get Pen’s air tickets changed so that she doesn’t have to spend a night in the hated Miami.  Then, we stroll.  Find a wine shop, with some NZ wine.  To be specific – Monkey Bay Chardonnay, and Monkey Bay Sauvignon Blanc.  We bought a bottle of Sav.  Then strolled some more.  Couldn’t find the famous park which is supposed to be surrounded by nice restaurants and stuff.  But, did find some tents of people selling trinkets.  Got some new sunglasses to replace my thieved ones, and dithered over buying some beautiful white linen pants.  Didn’t.  Strolled more.  Found the electronics district.  So many electronics.  Gadgets and toys and stuff.  Splashed out.  Replaced Pen’s stolen USB flash drive.  And replaced my MP3 player.  Chose who to buy it off based on the guy having Aerosmith videos preloaded on it for demo purposes.  Pen loves Aerosmith.  I ended up paying more than my cheapest quoted price for that reason.  And the guy had a tiny stall – I always prefer giving my money to the little guy, rather than the big walk-in shop with multiple employees.

So – on a high from buying gadgets – we then found a supermarket.  Splash out, and buy some cheese and grapes and what-not, to supplement our NZ Sav-Blanc.  Yum.  Then, pass a camera shop.  I splash out and buy a camera for Pen to replace her stolen one.  Northern Bogota is getting rather expensive at this point.  Then – back to the hostel, and enjoy our consumable purchases.  And laze about, tired from all the splashing out.  Then, get hungry again.  Find nearest restaurant.  Is expensive, but I splash out.  Really need to get rid of Pen, and leave Northern Bogota.

09 Oct – today we’re off to see the salt cathedral.  We enjoy our free breakfast, then go catch a bus.  All the way to the northern terminal, and then switch from the metro bus onto a minibus.  And off we go.  Get to the town of Zipaquira.  Nice small town, with nice plaza and big cathedral.  Of course.  Have some lunch, then get a taxi to the salt cathedral.  The salt cathedral is a big underground cathedral, made of salt.  The miners mine salt from a mountain here.  And they decided they were too lazy to walk into town to pray to jeebers.  So they carved a cathedral out of the pre-mined passages.  And it is bloody impressive.  We went with an english-speaking guide, with two other people.  The two others turned out to be kiwis also.  Big caverns carved out of the mountain.  Big.  16 metres high, by 16 metres wide, by 120 metres or something long.  And the fellas carved big crucifixes and stuff for jeebers’s “passage” or something – at the end of each one.  Up the top – so behind the crucifix is this huge cavern.  Not bad.  And then, the cathedral itself.  Big cavern.  Caverns.  And big pillars.  And statues.  And stuff.  All in all, a pretty cool place.  But, we’d had enough – and returned topside.  Then, a quick beer in a local bar – and to the bus station.  And we manage to get on a bus as it’s leaving.  Full of nuns.  Awesome.  Back to Bogota – for a little bit of trinket shopping at streetside stalls.  Where I give in, splash out, and buy some beautiful white linen trousers.  For more than the cheapest price I’d had quoted.  Then, catch a metro bus back to our neighbourhood.  In rush hour.  Rather crowded.  That whole thing about the japanese packing down scrums to cram people onto the subway?  Very similar to that.  But, we survived.  And, passed a supermarket on the way back to our home.  And splash out.  Cheese, wine, gourmet sandwiches, pate, etc.

So, that was Bogota.  Next week, Spidey says… “Pen gets on an airplane, and Kruse hopefully gets on a bus.  Ben gets on a bus too, in completely the wrong direction.”

The Road to Bogota

We did manage to avoid the free ron on our last night in Quito. Had a couple of quiet beers, and some curry instead.

So – the morning of 04 Oct, we manage to get up on time. 4-bloody-30. And walk to the bus station. One of those stations that are just for the one company. One other guy waiting there. Office/station closed. Dark and cold in dangerous old Quito. After a while, a chap arrives and opens the office. A little warmer. More people arrive to wait. Buses arrive, and drop off people, who sit around and wait. Two and a half hours after the time we were told to arrive, our bus turns up. Sweet. So, we get on it, and enjoy a five or six hour ride to Tulcan – the Ecuadorian frontier town. The man there tells us that the border is currently blocked. So, we wait. Still blocked. Go have lunch, return. Still blocked. So, we catch a taxi to the local cemetery. Has lots of hedges and trees and stuff cut into shapes. Very cool. Lots and lots. Then, back to bus station. Border is apparently still blocked. So, we wait. Buy beers, and sit outside. Eventually, we’re off.

Into taxis – leaving our bags in the man’s boot. I’m not sure I understand why – but figure it’s a reputable company. Two taxis, as there’s a family of 5 travelling with us. Get dropped off at a roadblock. Border is indeed blocked. Not sure who by. A few trucks, and some burning tyres in the middle of the road. So, we have to walk. I believe the man at the station is bring our bags to us later – when the roadblock finishes. Sweet. Angry civilians blocking the border, us walking through it, and hoping our bags turn up somewhere. Nothing could go wrong here. Then we see a mob of younger folk walking towards the blockade, from the border. With sticks. And having a good go at anybody who rides past/through on a motorcycle. Trying to jam things in the spokes as they pass, and whacking them with their sticks. It looked nasty, but I’m pretty sure that if they’d really wanted to hurt somebody badly – they could have. They were either idiots in the art of hitting people on motorcycles, or they were mostly doing it for show. Still, I got my stupidly small extendable camera out of my pocket, and had it ready as a weapon just in case. They had no problem with people walking through the blockade though. So, eventually, we found the border. Checked out of Ecuador. I chatted with a couple of cops while waiting for Pen. Then, we follow the family of 5 to the Colombian side. Small boy jumps from side to side, between the countries. “Ecuador, Colombia, Ecuador, Colombia”. We all laugh. Pen & I especially, as I had done the same thing with the equator yesterday – “southern hemisphere, northern hemisphere”. We check into Colombia, and then wait, and hope, for our luggage. Grab a quick beer, and sausage on a stick. Order a wine for Pen, and get a 1 litre cask. Hmmm… hold onto that for the bus.

Man does arrive, with our luggage. Sweet. Puts us into two more taxis – which take us to the bus station. By this time, of course, we’re arriving many hours after expected – so I’m not too sure if we’re actually going to have a bus. But – it’s all too easy. The Colombian company which is partnered with the Ecuadorian company we bought tickets off must have very regular buses to Bogota – as we’re given tickets for one leaving within the hour. Sweet. Buy more beers, a snack, and then get on the bus. Feeling rather happy now – we put our bags under our seats (danger of thievery in overhead shelf), and drift off to sleep. An hour or two later – we’re awake. Pen goes to get something out of her bag. It seems lighter. Big box of souvenirs I had tried to send home from La Paz is missing. Odd. I notice a small bag of her tissues on floor of seats behind us. Used to be people behind us, now there aren’t. Then, Pen realises much more stuff is missing. I check my bag – and immediately realise it is much much emptier than it used to be. Everything is gone from my bag except anything in a book form. Much cussing is now going through our heads. I check seat behind – but nothing’s there except tissues. I also try to see how somebody could have done the thievery. Very difficult. Foot rest is a solid panel – leaving just enough room at bottom to maybe squeeze a hand through. But not enough to get the box out – certainly. Very odd. But, nonetheless, everything is gone. Pen’s camera, box of cheap souvenirs, my wooly hats, Icebreaker jersey, Macpac jacket, Leatherman, Maglite (check out all that name-brand stuff – I feel ashamed), drugs (vitamin B12, spirulina, and anti-malaria tablets), MP3 players, and plenty of other stuff I’ve forgotten about. Oh – like the wine. At first, I was sure I’d identified the guilty parties. And, spent the rest of the night fuming about it – running through scenarios in my head of how to confront them.

05 Oct, however, I gradually figure some of my calculations are wrong. Figure that the couple I’ve identified as my worst enemies weren’t actually the same couple who sat behind us originally – and aren’t even a couple. The couple who had done it had, in fact, disembarked as soon as they could. So, while flashes of anger still arose (and still do a couple of days later), there wasn’t anything to do about it – except maybe make some honest mistakes during filing an insurance claim – regarding all the expensive stuff being in Pen’s bag, and all the cheap stuff in mine. (Pen has insurance. I don’t.) Even that, however, wasn’t necessary – as proof of ownership is required for the insurance claim. Of which we have none, for anything.

Anyway, the bus finally got to Bogota. And, we caught a taxi to the old part of town, to find a hostel. Hostel (supposedly “the best hostel in South America”) is full. They recommend another, which we take. Nice lady on the street helps us find it. This, after our taxi driver being extremely chatty and helpful, has confirmed the rumour of Bogota people being very friendly and helpful to foreigners. Well – some of them. Have also had several very dirty suspicious looks. Not much time left in the day, so we have dinner at a local cafeteria type place, and a couple of beers. Then, stop at the supermarket to stock up on booze for the night – and for the rugby tomorrow morning.

06 Oct – I wake up at 8am, and watch England beat Arsetralia. Difficult game to watch – as one wants both teams to lose. But, I support England – as NZ vs England in the semi would be a sure thing – while Arsetralia does know how to beat NZ – even when we’re better than them. So, I’m fairly happy when its time to find breakfast. Then – it rains. Really rains, with a little bit of hail, and a lot of thunder & lightning. So, the plan to head to the northern part of the city – with it’s english bars and airline offices – is abandoned. Instead, we scamper to the hotel. Already drenched, I venture forth again, to purchase supplies for watching the NZ-France game in our room. So, we sit there and wait. And wait. Seppo football. Seppo ten-pin bowling. And plenty of advertisements. But no rugby. Eventually I admit that they’re just not going to play it, and it’s time to head out for dinner. Pen wants to eat at a very ’starbucks’-type looking place, called “Crepes & Waffles”. So we do. I hate crepes, and I hate waffles. Mostly because I’m never really sure what they are. Except, as per Pen’s definition, crepes are pancakes of some description. I hate pancakes. But, we have dinner. Both meals are pretty much a meal, with a crepe placed underneath it. And called a crepe. Maybe I should have asked for my calamari crepe, “hold the crepe please”. The wine was fairly good – but overpriced like the entire place. But – enough whinging about crepes & waffles.

Because, that brings us to the end of today’s update. Just now I learnt the result of the NZ game. So, I’m off to try and read more about it. And pack my All Blacks shirt and scarf back away.

Quito

So, like I mentioned, 02 Oct was hungover.  Got up, and went to a gringo cafe.  It’s always a bad sign when a place is called “The Coffee Tree”, in the middle of a spanish speaking country.  But then, for a two block radius, every place here is highly geared towards gringos.  I hate gringos.  And I hate ron.  After breakfast, we stumbled back to the hostel, and commandeered the lounge.  The lounge consists of three walls of mattress-couches, and one wall with a TV and fireplace.  Perfect for hungover.  And I managed to find a brainless action movie.  Perfect.  Did I mention the DVD on the bus to Quito was a Steven Seagal collection?  I should have.  Seagal versus a voodoo drug ring, and then versus a computer nerd on a train.  Sweet.

Anyway, hungover in Quito.  After one, maybe two, movies – it’s time to venture forth again.  We head towards the vivarium.  They reckon they’ve got a 5 metre long cobra.  And a boa you can put around your neck for a photo.  But, it turns out the vivarium is further away than I thought.  So, we retreat.  Get some lunch and internet done on the way back to the hostel.  Then, another adventure.  To the market.  Shopping for trinkets – and have some limited success.  Ecuador hat (panama hat) – purchased.  Can’t bring myself to wear it in Ecuador yet though.  Lots of oversized novelty jewellry to keep Pen happy.  And to convince her to return tomorrow – loaded up with cash.  Dumb.  Platter at “Lennon’s Bar” on the way home.  (Seriously, the names of the bars around here make me think I’m in Courtenay Place or the Viaduct.)  More lounging around the lounge, with some shandies, until annoying english girl turns up – and an early night becomes the obvious decision.  To be fair, we were both extremely tired before the liverpom arrived – but she was certainly the final straw.  A very heavy final straw to break a camel’s back.

03 Sep – a list of things to accomplish.   First – an escape plan.  We find a bus company around the corner with “Internacional” in it’s name.  This sounds promising for a bus right through to Colombia, without the hassle of dodgy taxis from one border town to another.  Very expensive, however.  But – simplicity overcomes finances when there’s more than just me involved – and we take the option of a bus from Quito, right through to Bogota.  28 bloody hours.  We do, however, still have to get off the bus at the Ecuador frontier town, get a taxi (provided/organised by bus company) to the Colombian border town, and then get onto another bus.  Hopefuly there’ll be a bit of free time on the Colombian side before reboarding a bus too.  Ben is going to love this.  The current plan is for him to get from Quito to Bogota to meet me once he’s finished taking photos of blue-footed boobies.

Anyway, we got the tickets.  Then – caught a bus to the Old Town.  (Don’t worry hippies, it was an “Eco-Bus”.  Stinkin’ hippies.)  Old Town is nice.  Like every other colonial city in South America.  Big fancy old churches.  (Which still, every single time I see one, make me wonder… “why didn’t they spend the money and effort in doing ‘christian’ things like helping the poor?”  Ah – but god works in mysterious ways.  The cover-all answer.)  Pretty churches anyway.  One dedicated towards jeebers, and had some woman offer her life to jeebers in order that less natural disasters would affect Quito.  The church has since suffered three earthquakes destroying it substantially or totally, and one serious fire.  Maybe she was ugly.

We had breakfast at an expensive cafe beneath the San Francisco Church/Monastery.  Then – traversed several public transport systems towards the equator.  Got there.  Big orange line painted on the ground.  Cheesy photos – ticked off the list.  Although I wish I hadn’t told Pen that the line wasn’t actually the equator.  Could have had at least one of us enjoying it as if it was real.  Apparently, the guy who designed the tourist attraction built for the equator got his calculations a little wrong.  I believe the line, and sizable concrete monument, they’re so proud of – are 7 seconds of a degree off.  Still – cheesy photos are the only point to the whole thing anyway, and you can’t get them on the actual equator line – because there ain’t no line painted.  After some trinket shopping at the many souvenir shops in the “City Of The Middle Of The World” – it became rather cold.  Closest point to the sun – pah!  Catch the bus back to Quito.  Dropped off somewhere we didn’t expect.  Not too sure where for a little while, and it’s raining.  Turns out, however, that the market is pretty much on the way back to the hostel.  So, Pen does some more trinket shopping while poor old Kruse shivers in his wet white shirt and wet white jandals.   Then, back to the hostel.  Investigate The Irish Pub (yes it’s called that.  They’re all called that here.  The Irish don’t exactly have imaginations though, do they?  Potatoes as a national food?  They aren’t even a native plant!)  next door – but quickly decide that eating there, or even bothering to ask about rugby final coverage is not worthwhile, after seeing the price list.  Opt for a hot toddy, and then run away.  Try to buy Pen a new book for the long bus trip tomorrow, but store is closed.  She blames me.  I think because I suggested on the way that it might be closed.  And now – in an internet cafe.  Internet cafe packed with the hated gringos, but which also serves 2 for 1 cocktails at the moment.  Bloody Mary not included, unfortunately.  Mojitos, and now Caipirinhas.  If that goddamn bar boy stops ignoring me.

So, no contact for a little while.  Tonight we have to try and avoid the bucket of free rum and coke.  5am tomorrow, get on a bus.  Hopefully arrive in Bogota at about 10am the next day.  And maybe, if timings fit in – get straight onto another bus to Cartagena.  Which looks to be another day in a bus.  Not having much time left with Pen is a hindrance.  Especially having promised to take her to Cartagena.  And once I get rid of her, Ben will be back.  With an even more restrictive timetable.  But – now that I’m not trying to get to France in time for the rugby finals – I think I’ll spend another month or two checking out Ecuador and Colombia properly once I’m free of hindrances.  And bragging to Ben about all the things he wanted to do.  Sweet.